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So I became the type of mum who talks about poo…
Photo courtesy of Tina Franklin DG: https://www.flickr.com/photos/97481684@N08/ SHIT! Literally. Somehow, I became one of those mums who talks about it. Sure, we’ve all seen it, accidentally got it on...
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Rape culture, domestic violence, slut shaming: these women are fighting back...
Liora K – The Feminist Photos You are not owed my body. Sexuality is a spectrum. Rape is not a blessing in disguise. Feminine ≠ dumb. Sexual ≠ slut. Strong ≠ bitch. The messages are as raw as the...
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Random Aldi woman, you killed my faith in humanity.
Sometimes, I really despise people. They can be such petty jerks. Real A-holes. Not everyone, just the type who don’t make this world a better place, who make your soul a little sadder for having...
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Guys don’t send you coded messages in song lyrics and other things I’d tell...
Okay, so, I guess I didn’t know EVERYTHING as a teen (just most things, of course). And so as another birthday rolls around this week, I’ve been considering the advice I would’ve given to my teenage...
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Sexual assault and why the culture of disbelief must end
A man cannot be a paedophile when he has a partner his own age. I like to think this statement is a true as “kale smoothies taste extra good when you add chia seeds and turmeric” or “Ryan Gosling is an...
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Motherhood: The milestone I wasn’t expecting…
“I don’t EVEN love you, Mummy!” I’ve been in the dog house with my three-year-old this week, you see. She shouted at me with clenched fists, mouth set in an indignant pout. We’d clearly had a falling...
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‘Look mum, that dog has a REALLY big doodle!’… and 14 other moments being a...
Being a parent really sucks sometimes. The kind-of suckiness that makes you want to cry uncontrollably over a stiff drink, at 8.15am, but you can’t because: kids. So we laugh. Maniacally. Bite our...
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So, I’m pregnant with triplets…
Ever wonder what it would be like to told you’re having triplets? Nope? Me fucking neither. It’s like wondering when eminem is going to publish a feminist manifesto, or when Taylor Swift will find true...
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The retraction: Only one bun now, but happy all the same.
Sorry for the kerfuffle, people, but it seems my uterine capacity is strictly limited to one. So here’s the retraction I flagged earlier, now that gestational sacks B and C decided to pack up shop and...
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How to get your newborn to sleep (tips from a mother of sleepers)
Sleeping babies, they’re like unicorns – elusive mythical creatures that are mentioned in parental folklore but rarely encountered. But unlike unicorns – or mermaid vaginas, or Kanye West’s sense of...
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